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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Going viral on Discord:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Spotted on Pinterest:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Going viral on WeChat:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Going viral on Snapchat:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Reported on Reddit:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Breaking via Snapchat:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Just shared via YouTube:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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