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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Funny leave alone quotes are the perfect way to keep things light when you just need some space 🛑🙈. Whether you’re in a mood to chill or simply want some peace without drama, these witty lines bring humor and sass to your “do not disturb” vibes 😎✌️. Ready to laugh your way to some solo time? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to say, “Give me a break!” 😂🎉

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Trending via TikTok:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Spotted on Messenger:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Making waves on YouTube:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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