Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,758

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Making waves on YouTube:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Going viral on Discord:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Just shared via YouTube:

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

Breaking via X:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Shared recently on X:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Just shared via Twitch:

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Funny lecturer quotes

New funny lecturer quotes 👇

All funny lecturer quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

60 shares on Telegram this month:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

91 shares on Discord this month:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

87 shares on X this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope my email finds you enraged.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,315

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Seen just now on Discord:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Making waves on Twitch:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Making waves on TikTok:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Just landed via Instagram:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Breaking via WeChat:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴