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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Making waves on Discord:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Spotted on TikTok:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Going viral on Instagram:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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When the lecturer calls for the unheard voices, my soul's immediate reaction is to stage a grand escape! 👻💨 It's like a dramatic exit scene from a blockbuster movie – except instead of a hero, it's me dodging that spotlight like a ninja. 😂 #GhostModeActivated

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Reported on Messenger:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Going viral on WeChat:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Breaking via Slack:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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