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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Share →: It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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