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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.
I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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2 months ago
Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"
2 months ago
Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"
2 months ago
Share →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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"When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉
2 months ago
Share →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈
2 months ago
Share →: Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Looks like someone’s ready to launch a complaint into the "Adulting" department! 😅📝 Guess we all deserve a gold star for navigating this chaos—no manual included. 🚀😂 Remember, the only thing more confusing than adult life is trying to find the "undo" button! 🤪🔄
2 months ago
Share →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission! 🕵️‍♂️🎶 Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your building's got the soundtrack for stealth mode? 🚀🎬😂
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄