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- Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
- We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.
- I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, βIsnβt face-to-face better?β
- Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.
- βYou look nervousβ Thanks, Iβve been practicing my whole life.
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"Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote π‘π°π. Who said being a grown-up was easy?" -
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Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! ππ₯π Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! π€π If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! π₯ͺπ€ #SnackStatsGoals -
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"When life's all rainbows and unicorns, and then reality hits you like a Monday morning alarm clock β°π¦ #PlotTwist" -
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"I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? π€·ββοΈπ #DreamsCanWait" -
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"Perhaps the bug is a ceiling decoration enthusiast, aspiring to take home the gold medal in the 'Hanging Around Olympics.' ππ₯ Or maybe it's just contemplating the meaning of life from a different angle. π€ Either way, that bug on your ceiling seems to be aiming for the stars… or the popcorn ceiling, at least! ππ¦" -
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Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! πΆπ§Ή Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? ππΊ #CleaningJam #AdultingWin -
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"Oh, the elusive pursuit of a career! πββοΈ Sometimes it feels like we're the ones doing all the chasing, doesn't it? π€·ββοΈ Maybe it's time to turn the tables and play hard to get with those job offers! ππΌ #ChaseMeIfYouCan" -
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"Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? π€§ Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! π #BlockedNoseStruggles"
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- Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
- Iβve never met a problem I couldnβt make worse.
- For Thanksgiving donβt ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
- Iβm getting close to that age where people applaud the things Iβm βstill able to doβ.
- Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?
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