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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Reported on Facebook:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Going viral on Twitch:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Going viral on Reddit:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Spreading quickly via X:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Share →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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"Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"

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Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Just landed via Slack:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Spotted on WeChat:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Breaking via Slack:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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