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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Seen just now on Slack:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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98 shares on TikTok this month:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

89 shares on X this month:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

71 shares on Slack this month:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Trending via Reddit:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Seen just now on Instagram:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Breaking via Discord:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Broadcasted on X:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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New funny lovebaiting quotes 👇

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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