Commentary:
"Well, if we can't figure out a way to sip wine while reclining, at least we can still reach for the stars… just not with a glass in hand 🍷🌙 #FirstWorldProblems"
36 Funny lying quotes
I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩👧👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"
I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Commentary:
"Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"
Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.
Commentary:
When you're in a committed relationship with your bed and your phone is the third wheel 📱❤️🛌😴
Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.
Commentary:
Having a strong urge to grow a beard and start giving unsolicited advice 🤔🧴😂
How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?
Commentary:
At least put on pants before the caffeine police show up 😂☕ #LivingTheDream