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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Live now on Threads:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Going viral on Instagram:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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