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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Trending via Discord:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Making waves on WeChat:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Going viral on Discord:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Going viral on Threads:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Trending via TikTok:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Just landed via Slack:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Just shared via Facebook:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Going viral on Instagram:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Live now on Threads:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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