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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Going viral on Slack:

Introducing WifeChatβ„’, the app where you talk to your wife.

Going viral on Twitch:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Broadcasted on Slack:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Just shared via WeChat:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My life is based on a true story.

Spotted on TikTok:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Reported on Discord:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Going viral on X:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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Just landed via Instagram:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Trending via Threads:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Seen just now on Discord:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Spotted on Threads:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Reported on LinkedIn:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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