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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Going viral on Telegram:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Seen just now on Threads:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

84 shares on Discord this month:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

98 shares on Threads this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Earth is hard.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Making waves on Facebook:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Live now on Threads:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Just landed via Discord:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Just landed via Telegram:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Live now on Reddit:

I need a break from me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Shared recently on Messenger:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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