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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Reported on Snapchat:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Just shared via Instagram:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Making waves on Messenger:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Trending via Slack:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Reported on WeChat:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Reported on YouTube:

I need a break from me.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Just landed via YouTube:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Trending via Threads:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Making waves on Slack:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Going viral on Twitch:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Making waves on TikTok:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Making waves on Twitch:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Just landed via Instagram:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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