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Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,510

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Just shared via Discord:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Spotted on Reddit:

Dear Santa, Money!

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114 shares on Twitch this month.

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100 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

42 shares on X this month:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

90 shares on X this month:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

73 shares on Messenger this month:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Making waves on X:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Spotted on Slack:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Live now on Twitch:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Just landed via Telegram:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Trending via TikTok:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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