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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Just landed via Instagram:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Making waves on X:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Trending via TikTok:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Going viral on Threads:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Reported on Snapchat:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Just shared via WeChat:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Going viral on Messenger:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Trending via Snapchat:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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