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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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