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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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Just landed via Discord:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Shared recently on Instagram:

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

Just shared via YouTube:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Shared recently on Slack:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Making waves on Twitch:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Going viral on Instagram:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Just shared via Discord:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Spotted on Telegram:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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64 shares on Telegram this month:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Trending via Messenger:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Going viral on Messenger:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Breaking via Twitch:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Live now on Twitch:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Just landed via YouTube:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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