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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Reported on Discord:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Trending via Snapchat:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Just landed via Threads:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Seen just now on Threads:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Trending via WeChat:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Making waves on X:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Spotted on X:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Live now on WeChat:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Just shared via Reddit:

Tested positive for being single af

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Breaking via Messenger:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Reported on Snapchat:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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