Funny moose quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

  Commentary:
  Well, those poor cows never asked to be named after a sound effect 🐄😂 Maybe we should start a petition to rename them to Moose! #TeamMooseCow

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

  Commentary:
  If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals

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