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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Discord:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Going viral on Twitch:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Just shared via Discord:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Making waves on Facebook:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Trending via Discord:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Broadcasted on Slack:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Trending via Telegram:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Going bananas on X:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Going viral on Instagram:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Making waves on Messenger:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Making waves on Twitch:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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