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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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The world needs to chill out. Thereโ€™s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally itโ€™s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldnโ€™t get scratched, itโ€™s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dogโ€™s chart at the vet says โ€œmust be picked up, wonโ€™t walkโ€.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet skiโ€ฆ and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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