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Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Going viral on Twitch:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Going viral on Twitch:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Just shared via YouTube:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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25 shares on Facebook this month:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Going bananas on Slack:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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