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Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

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15,510

Jan 7, 2026

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Going viral on Discord:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Spotted on WeChat:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Funny morning run quotes

Funny morning run quotes are the perfect way to kick-start your day with a smile and a sprint 🏃‍♂️☀️. Whether you’re barely dragging yourself out of bed or already chasing that sunrise, these witty gems will keep your motivation high and your mood light 😄✨. Ready to laugh through the early miles and turn those groggy steps into giggles? Let’s lace up and dive into some seriously silly run vibes! 🏅😂

New funny morning run quotes 👇

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has recently copied this quote.

116 shares on Facebook this month.
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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2 months ago

attitude, challenge, day, early, fitness, great, humor, humor in fitness, morning, morning routine, morning run, motivation, positive, positive attitude, routine, run, start, start of day, starting, sure, worse

Someone from 🇿🇦 has recently bookmarked this quote.

20 shares on Reddit this month.

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19 shares on Telegram this month:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

81 shares on Messenger this month:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Seen just now on Discord:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Trending via Reddit:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Seen just now on Twitch:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Just shared via WeChat:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Live now on Pinterest:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Breaking via TikTok:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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