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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?