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Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Trending via Pinterest:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Trending via WeChat:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Trending via Pinterest:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Going viral on Twitch:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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48 shares on Threads this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Live now on Discord:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Just shared via Threads:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Just landed via X:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Trending via Instagram:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Breaking via Threads:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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