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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Making waves on Discord:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Spotted on Twitch:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Spotted on Reddit:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Just landed via Twitch:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Live now on Instagram:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Live now on Reddit:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Breaking via Discord:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Shared recently on Slack:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Just shared via Twitch:

I told ChatGPT about us.

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