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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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