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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Reported on WeChat:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Just shared via WeChat:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Live now on Discord:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Just landed via Discord:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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