Funny neighbor noise quotes

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.