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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Body by sandwich.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Just landed via X:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Going viral on Twitch:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Live now on WeChat:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Broadcasted on Slack:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Just landed via YouTube:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Just shared via TikTok:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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