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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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