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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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