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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Spotted on Slack:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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