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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

In banana years, I am bread.

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Reported on Snapchat:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Spotted on Discord:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Shared recently on Threads:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Going viral on Messenger:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Trending via Twitch:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Reported on Twitch:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Just landed via Facebook:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Going viral on Messenger:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Just shared via Pinterest:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Breaking via Telegram:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Just landed via TikTok:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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