Funny not home quotes

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  🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you’re not home when the doorbell rings! It’s a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they’ll think the house is haunted! 👻😂

  4 months ago

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