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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Spotted on X:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Trending via Discord:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Just landed via Discord:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Making waves on Telegram:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Spotted on Facebook:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Live now on Reddit:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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