Funny obscene quotes

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.