Funny open fire quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the majestic symphony of crackling flames as they consume the evidence of all those questionable decisions. 🔥🔥 Who needs a shredder when you have a cozy fire to handle your problems? Just be sure to invite some marshmallows for a guilt-free alibi! 😉🔥

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