Commentary:
🚪😱 "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! 👻🛠️"
85 Funny open quotes
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
Commentary:
"Remember folks, doors aren't magical portals to Narnia. If it's closed, just use the handle… because that's how doors work! 🔑🚪 Keep it simple, don't go looking for hidden passageways in your pantry. 😂"
Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”
Commentary:
"Trying to catch some Z's but the dentist is out here ruining nap time vibes like 🦷🛌😂 #NapInterrupted"
I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.
Commentary:
"I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"
I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.
Commentary:
"Well, I may not be able to bust a jar open, but I can flex my brain muscles like a champ! 💪💡 Who needs brute force when you've got mighty intellect, am I right?"
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Commentary:
Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster
My brain has too many tabs open.
Commentary:
"I think my brain is a browser from the mid-2000s with a gazillion tabs open 🤯🌐. Can someone please press Ctrl + Alt + Delete for me? 💻🔒"
When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.
Commentary:
"Warning: Proceed with caution when giving feedback to this individual. A gentle touch is strongly advised, unless you want to risk invoking the ancient art of feedback-fu! 🥋🤼♂️💥"
Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, my weekend getaway to Tablandia was riveting! My browser had an all-access pass. 🏖️💻
When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.
Commentary:
Why stop at opening it? Paint it a fabulous color while you're at it! 🚪🎨😂