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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Live now on Threads:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Going bananas on Slack:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Just shared via Reddit:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Going viral on Facebook:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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46 shares on WeChat this month:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

42 shares on Threads this month:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

100 shares on X this month:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Just landed via Threads:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Spotted on Instagram:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Seen just now on Discord:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Trending via TikTok:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Trending via Slack:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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