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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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