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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Just shared via TikTok:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Live now on Discord:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Breaking via Telegram:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Going viral on Instagram:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Seen just now on Discord:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Reported on Snapchat:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Shared recently on Slack:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Making waves on Discord:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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