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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Share →: The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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