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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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71 shares on Slack this month:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

20 shares on Threads this month:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Just landed via Instagram:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Making waves on Discord:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Just landed via Reddit:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Trending via Facebook:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Trending via Telegram:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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