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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Just landed via Messenger:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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