Funny parked car quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

  Commentary:
  "Leaving a note suggesting a future showdown with a parked car? 🚗😂 That's one way to keep the other vehicles in line! Just hope they don't take it as a challenge. 😆 #ParkingWars"

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