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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Going viral on YouTube:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Going bananas on Telegram:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Spotted on Discord:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Trending via WeChat:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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46 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

65 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

29 shares on X this month:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Spotted on Messenger:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Breaking via WeChat:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Going viral on Messenger:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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