Commentary:
"Next time someone rolls their eyes while you're talking, just remind yourself that they're on a mission to find their lost brain 🧠💭. Don't feel bad, be proud that you're keeping them entertained! 🙄😂"
Tag Archives: 1149 Funny people quotes
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
How do I un-know people?
Commentary:
"Well, have you tried repeatedly hitting the 'CTRL+Z' keys in real life? 🤔 Or maybe you can try the ancient art of selective amnesia – works like a charm! 🧠💫 Just remember to forget to remember! 😉"
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.
I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.
Commentary:
"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster"
When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.
The problem with rich people is that I am not one.
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the talent of being able to hit all the wrong nerves with surgical precision! It's like listening to a symphony of frustration played by a maestro of annoyance. Bravo, dear irritants, bravo!"
