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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

27 shares on Discord this month:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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