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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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