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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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Share →: It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Well, well, well, looks like we finally found out who was responsible for letting the dogs out! It wasn't the cats, the birds, or even the squirrels – it was you all along! Let's hope they don't hold a grudge for getting busted. Just remember, in the future, keep a closer leash on things before your furry friends start causing a canine commotion! 🐶🚪🔓

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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