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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Being awake is the worst.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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4 months ago
Share →: It was me, I let the dogs out.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we finally found out who was responsible for letting the dogs out! It wasn't the cats, the birds, or even the squirrels – it was you all along! Let's hope they don't hold a grudge for getting busted. Just remember, in the future, keep a closer leash on things before your furry friends start causing a canine commotion! 🐶🚪🔓