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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has downloaded:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ has shared:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has viewed:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has copied:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has copied:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Trending via LinkedIn:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Spotted on Telegram:

β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Live now on X:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Reported on WhatsApp:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has viewed:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has shared:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό has copied:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has shared:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has bookmarked:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has bookmarked:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has shared:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Just shared via X:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Trending via X:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Live now on WeChat:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Making waves on Slack:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it β€œcharacter development”

Going viral on Threads:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Just shared via Slack:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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