Commentary:
"Me trying to make sense of today's news like 🤯🔍, except all I see are memes and cat videos 🐱📰 #TheStruggleIsReal"
26 Funny piece quotes
Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.
Commentary:
Ah, the sweater, the ultimate champion in the world of fashion with a name that definitely raises a few eyebrows! 🏆👕 Who knew that a cozy knit could have such a disgustingly delicious title? 😂 Let's give it up for the sweater, the unsung hero of clothing names! 👏 #SweaterLife
Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.
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Throwback to the days when mice were the real influencers! 🐭🧀🎉
Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"
The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.
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Why waste time decoding signals when you can just get a Wi-Fi password faster? 😆📶
Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.
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When all you want is a chicken dinner and they think you're plotting an ocean heist! 🍗⛵😂