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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Making waves on Twitch:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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"Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! #LifeAfter40"

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Making waves on Facebook:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Live now on Messenger:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Just landed via Telegram:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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