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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Spotted on YouTube:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Shared recently on Instagram:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Spotted on Instagram:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Just landed via Messenger:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Making waves on TikTok:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Trending via Reddit:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Share →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some “blood” to win that Valentine's Day prize! 🖋️💉 Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! 🩸😂

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Spotted on Slack:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Live now on Twitch:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Reported on Messenger:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Just shared via Pinterest:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Trending via Discord:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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